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Saturday, May 31, 2008


the pillar is patheticly old,
could only hold up to 100kg,
its crack, and its falling.
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changi boardwalk













if you think you know alot, you've got alot more to learn
-lsjp
not bad for a 2 mega pixels camara phone huh?
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Friday, May 30, 2008








a for apple, b for boy , c for "chao" school!

last day of school,
half the class didn't came to school.

half of the class came.
few came later -after meeting 1
few left earlier - before meeting 3

this few days,
i was SO into gaming.
i even DREAMT that i was playing dota!

we set up a "lan shop" in W15h again this evening.
this time , we played CS
CS-counter strike.

i was being OWNED!
i am damn noob in CS.
when i see an enemy ,
i just burst fire !
just can't calm myself down to slowly aim.

taking about AIMING.
Edwin was pro in CS.
most of his shots were Head Shots.
clap hands!.....

chalet next week!
wee!!!
next wee on,
its holiday for me!
who wants to catch up with me?
i FREE!

A for apple,
B for boy,
C for cat,
D for dog,
E for EledbANAna?
lols...

my cousins were learning their ABC's all over again!
like K1 kids sia~
K for kele,
I for iris,
Y for ying hui,
C for all the Childish people!
'i sense danger,
is this my instinct?'
-lsjp

WEEK ENDS
MONTH ENDS !
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let it snow , let it snow , let it snow...
Thursday, May 29, 2008

refuge camp!
so noisy!

my home has been a refuge camp since the starting of this week.
one from chua chu kang , escape to yishun , and finally came to my house.
the other?
came by 4 wheels from Malaysia...

3 girls make a market.
heard that before?
that what I'm taking about!
chitter chatter chitter chatter...
clock strike 12am,
STILL
chitter chatter chitter chatter...
waa!!!
i can't sleep!

well ...
finally slack down on blogging.
one reason is, my life is getting bored.
not much thing to blog lei ...
i'll try to update once every 2 day okey?

have you ever pass by a Muslim blog ,
and the song playing from his blog is a christian song!!!
wth!
hopeless Muslim boy...
smoke some more sufian!
more information -click here.

we played DOTA in class this evening.
damn fun!(when u are owning)
hahas...
jeffri at the other Conner of the class was like ....
;" chi cha!!!!"
LOL.
so fun ...

thanks to chi kiat!
only he could host the game.

i think one game is only fun when you win.
if you loose,
its a different story.

hmm...
ever felt cold?
very very cold until you shiver like hell?
you feel so lonely and wana cry?
needs a thick warm blanket to cover up your sorrow?
...
i set the air-con tempreature too low -___
=p

woke up this morning...
COLD!
so i decided to wear long sleeve to sch.
at last,
i sweat throughout the day!

ice are melting,
trees are burning,
...
DEH!
SINGAPORE LA DEH!
27 -35 degree Fishing HOT!
'singapore will snow one day'
-lsjp
GOD!
make it snow!

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shut up if you are not qualified
Tuesday, May 27, 2008

hey.
ever felt this way before?

scold,
only if you got the right.
insult ,
only if you are better.
discriminate,
only if you are on a higher ground.

please look in the mirror before telling others they are ugly,
please test your IQ before telling others they are stupid.
please make sure you work , before telling others to do work.

simply means,
tell people off ,only if you are qualified to.
if not,
shut up.

sometimes ,
it happens...
remember the times when you last play online games?
and theres this time,
when you called a person "NOOB" when your level is lower then his?
yes!
it happens...
'watch what you say others,
it'll come back one fine day...'
-lsjp
you!
think about it...
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Monday, May 26, 2008







marraige

after today exterprise lesson ...
i think ... I DONT WANT A WIFE ANYMORE!!!

you know,
enterprise lesson is like...
money and money and more money .
deals with income and expenses ,
loans and stuff...

why did i said i don't want a wife anymore?
hmm...
wedding- $40,000++
house - $250k++
car - $30k++
children -$200k++

what the HELL!
where the hell do i get so much money from!
i think I'll just stay with my parents for the rest of my life la!
no need buy house,
no need pay for dinner,
no need car(daddy's cab)
no need wash cloths,
no need pay bills.
no need WORRY!
'Wanting a girl is not for temporary.
But permanent.
I would love my girl forever'
-sufian

YAY...
care free life!!!
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Sunday, May 25, 2008





grace kelly

this song.
"Grace Kelly".

the song you are listening from my blog ,
is currently a song sang by MIKA.
most important this is that,
i LOVE IT!!!

this song is featured in a season two episode of The Hills,
season one episode of Ugly Betty,
theatrical trailer for Knocked Up,
Turkish Coca-Cola ad ,
Israeli ad of "Misdar Zihoi",
...
...
...
and lastly,
opening song in What Happens in Vegas!!!
the movie i watched 2 days back.

the first time i heard it was in Edwin's blog,
a MV of it.
after blasting the song off my stereo system,
i started to like it.

other very nice song sang by Mika.
-lollipop
-relax, take it easy.

tomorrow got school,
AWWW ...
the module is ENTERPRISE,
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

'3 interesting thing about me,
I'm single,
I'm desperate,
and VERY AVAILABLE!'
-Sufian
goodnight,
SUCKERS!!!
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(简体字幕)辽宁女4分40秒狂骂四川灾区人民
Saturday, May 24, 2008


after reading fiona's blog,

i finally found this video from cruz's blog.

anyone else wants to get famous?

this is the best time.

watch, and learn!

this "小女孩" has already made herself famous!

not only in Sichuan or china,

she is famous world wide!





Friday, May 23, 2008





i wana wife!!!

muhahaha!
i love Fridays!

CK brought poker cards to school this few days,
practicing magic tricks.
cool huh?
i wana learn too!
lol.
this afternoon,
instead of doing work,
we were playing "dai di" in class!!!
hahas ...
thanks to CK's poker cards.
=]

we didn't made it for the afternoon talk on "power 98.5 FM".
the talk was full.
back door was locked!
ahhh. ....

caught a good movie instead.
very funny movie.
for more information- click here.
alot of gamble here and there,
the the girl even gamble on the guy!
omg!

after watching this movie,
i also wana get a wife!!!
maybe i should just go to vegas and get one.

visited fiona's bubble tea shop again after the show,
you guys should look at edwin's face when he took a sip on 'milk tea'.
><
he was spitting every single drop on milk tea out of this lungs!
hahas ...
" think I'll never get married in this life
cause i may never fall in love again."
-lsjp

late already!
night night !
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don't bastard,i can take jokes.
Thursday, May 22, 2008

i decided to tell a joke today..
here goes,

[once, there was a girl.
her name was jenny.
she is a christian.
she had a boyfriend.
they met in church.
however one day,
she realise that she doesn't like her boyfriend anymore.
she told her church friend this.
and one fine Sunday,
her friend decides to tell jenny's boyfriend about it.
she shouted across the church,
:" jenny doesn't like you anymore".]

oops...
i guess that was not a joke.
sry,
i have difficulties identifying what is "bastard" and what is a joke.
mind me ...

well ...
I'm am a random person.
posting random stories.
Alfie once said.
: life is random".
i totally agree with it.
I'm currently posting a random story!

okey okey la...
i said I'll tell you a joke ,
and I'll tell you a joke.
I'm random, but at least i do what i said.
=]

[husband: "if i die, will you remarry?"
wife:"NO! I'll stay with my sister.what about you? will you?"
husband " no, I'll also stay with your sister..."
]
"life is random"
-Alfie
JOKES aside.
time to eat!
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Understanding test,
half class late!

as per normal ,
I'm the earliest to reach W15h(class) again!
yay!
do i get any prize for getting ?

time doesn't wait for people.
i looked the bottom right of my laptop,
it is already 8.58am !!
UT starts at NINE AM!
and half of the class were not here YET!
i was waiting to see 10-15 peeps to storm in all together at 8.59.
once again...
the clock ticks ...
half of the class were marked "LATE".
awwwwww.....
how sad!
lets have 1 min of silence for them ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
times up!!!
moving on!

got another "C" from ms.haliza!!!
i hate her!!!
i demand a change in faci for enterprise lesson!!!
i demand a change of curtain!!!
lol .. kidding .
i didn't work hard for my aces last week.

went for the DNA talk this afternoon.
sleepy sleepy ...
Andre was there!!!
who is andre?
refer to the post posted on MAY 7.
the "not normal" person who goes around saying,
:"hi~ I'm Andre".
OMG!
he asked a question unrelated to the DNA talk!!!
making fun of people's name doesn't make your sounds better.
or maybe it does?
-lsjp

done for today....
see ya tomorrow!
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VESAK DAY!
Monday, May 19, 2008

ESCAPE from vesak day!
hahas...

yupp.
yesterday was vesak day .
i went to escape with buddies from W15H yesterday.
came back at 1140+,
so, no time to blog =(
thats why i came to school early to blog today!
8.32am.

28 min lesf!!!

lets start.
reached city hall at 11am sharp.(meeting time)
i donno wait how LONG for daniel and group to reach la...
then wait another donno how L_O_N_G for another somebody to reach la..
-__
jkjk

reached downtown around 1+++pm,
got prepared quickly and got started.
damn funny at the HAUNTED HOUSE.
there's this guy in black suit who act like a ghost to scare us,
Sibelle was like saying this to the guy,
: " eh, excuse me ... i wan to cross!"
LOL!..
hahas ...

we went out of escape to rent some bicycles.
they think ridding a bike can solve their "sweat" problem.
because of limited bikes for rent at that time,
we had to rent 2 double bike.
(2 person to 1 bike with 2 seats)
jeffri and i wanted to try out the double bike for a while,
and so, we got up the bike.
who knows!
the tire punctured
within 20 seconds!
SIAN!
we had to push the bike all the way back to the rental store!
buget bike!

after we got a new bike,
Anne decided to visit the RED HOUSE!
i was curious how it looks like too.
we went there by the bicycles.
10 min journey.
when we reached there,
Abe stared shouting towards the
RED HOUSE.
:"EH , COME OUT LEI! I WANA SEE HOW YOU LOOKS LIKE!"
we looked at Abe , hinted her not to do that.
but she continued.
:"I NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, COME OUT LEI!!!"
hahas...
damn funny!

well,
ther RED HOUSE is ...
red,
empty,
a red gate,
oranges with joss stick in it.
a "sign" where says " <--- red house"
the walls has spray paints that reads "JOKE5"
we went back after a rest at the REDHOUSE.

then going back to escape for more rides!


actually 12 peeps when with us,
CJ left for work,
Abe and jay went home,
Edwin went home for dinner,
Sibelle went back to sent her cousin off.
(who stays at only simei)

left with only the six of us to go for dinner.
Anne,Daniel,Jeffry,Megan,Diana and me.
went to ichiban sushi at suntec for dinner.
i think we were the last group of people to leave the restaurant...

after dinner,
Daniel and i were like scolding each other in vulgarities in Malay language!
thanks to Megan, jeffri and Diana,
I've learn alot of more today!
hahas ...
we learn alot from other people,
but we learn alot more from ourselves...
-lsjp

done with this post at last!
phew!
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the STARE!
Sunday, May 18, 2008

hot ,
and spicy day.

don't you think its a bit too hot today?
i was sweating all the way when i was playing dota.
and when i finally finished the game,
with the weather and the game excitement,
i realise my whole shirt was soaking wet...
hahas ...

this afternoon ,
my family and i went to the :
"NEE SOON SOUTH COMMUNITY DAY".
prime minister lee hsien loong was there too=]
some other well known people were there too.
like Er. lee bee hua and media corp artiste.

before PM lee came,
i notice that where ever i go,
there will be police there.
as if mas selamat kastari will appear there.
seriously,
so many police!!!

then , when PM lee arrived,
i notice there are lots of bodyguards around .
EVERYWHERE!
they have this spring headphone on their neck,
some wearing sun glasses,
and those who were not?
they STARE into your soul .
fierce sia...
like wana fight like that.
PM lee! you teach them to act like that one ha?
-__

and why i said today is spicy?
lol...
we went to eat chili crab at east coast.
i was crapping all the way throughout the dinner.
"its so hard to get that crap out!!!"
hahas...
big wind by the coast.
song ah!!!
hahas ...
"crapping with crabs"
-lsjp

well
this is kind of all for today.
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job without credit.
Saturday, May 17, 2008

home alone.
so what i did today?

sister went to party,
mum and dad went for lunch.
and me?
stay at home to do the house work...
fine,
i did them ...
and do i get credit?
NO.
i got a whole load of scolding for not cleaning up the kitchen.
haiis...
again, this is life.
life is just so unfair.
grumble all you want,
but life goes on.
-lsjp
nothing else to blog about.
bye.
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"D's ....
Friday, May 16, 2008

depress!!!
i think i'm going mad ...

i hate getting "D"s...
but i've already 2 "D"s already!!!
i think i'll get another "D" today.
haiis...

yes!
today's module is ENTERPRISE.
now you see why?
i suck big time!
i ask all the wrong question,
i answered all the wrong answers...
what have i done!!!
i think I've let my team down...
sorry.

when i reached woodlands this morning,
i realise i didn't bring my hand phone(cell phone/ mobile phone) to school.
no wonder i fell so uneasy all day!
have you encounter this feeling before?
hahas ...
its FRIDAY you know!
people may call me out for dinner anytime!
awww....

And when i reached class,
guess who was there already ?
CJ reached earlierrrr then me!!!
i was am aways the earliest to reach W15h.
how come someone so unexpected reached b4 me!!!
hahas ..
anyway,
early in the morning,
CJ was blasting some sharp screaming song!
"ahhh~~~~"
is that even called "music"?
hahas ...
no offence.
but the song ... really very "unique"
=]

i noticed some people were complaining that my blog post are short.
and this is how i reply them.
some people don't like lengthy post,
i don't want people to run away after looking at the length!
so which type of people are you?
do you like lengthy of short post?
please tell me your views so that i could improve.

Monday going escape theme park!
yay!
so happy that i was invited.
for those who don't know...
next Monday is VESAK DAY!
sometimes informally called "Buddha's birthday" .
3 day holiday!
=]
If moving up the disagreement hierarchy makes people less mean,
that will make most of them happier.
Most people don’t really enjoy being mean;
they do it because they can’t help it.
- totanus30/03/2008 -

enjoy your week end peeps!
bye bye

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boring life...exciting conflict!
Thursday, May 15, 2008

my life is boring.
shall i create some conflict to make it more exciting?

looking at people around me,
having some conflict,
like fun =]

E.g
sufian's case.
my previous previous post I've blogged about it.
you may scroll down to look .

and another good E.g is conflict of W15H.
wana see a tagg board war?
hahas...
click here to proceed to Anne's blog.
(no offence)
but its really funny!
the way vulgarities floods the whole board.

some "unique" quotes from the tag board.
(please do not learn!)

"piece of shit!"
"ugly bitch!"
"(SOB)"
"MuddaFarker!"
"NOOB!"
"childish mindset freaks!"
"tiny Winny pea brain"
"moronic monkey!"
"fuckface friends"
"stupid fuckshit"


LOL!
okeyokey...
lets move on.

oh!
the picture on top!
his back view,
looks damn like guolin right?!
hahas!
its actually a 40+ age guy.
wth?!
his dressing looks like secondary school boy right?!
ACT young only!!!
booo!!!

o.0
i suddenly miss the time spent with guolin...
well,
this is life..

does you people know what is 子宫?(zigong)
Alfie was telling those people who is not good in Chinese,
子宫 = colour.
"purple + red"
LOL
after that,
other dirty Chinese words started flying here and there,
all over W15H...
you dont wana know whats the rest of the words-__
ahhh!!!
W15h is so dirty!!!
hahas ...

when the tide comes I'll take my surf board and ride the waves
-name remains "RANDOM" to protect the identity of victim
今天的播报新闻到此完毕。
谢谢。

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its number THREE DAY!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008

i noticed people who don't used to visits my blog,
visits my blog!

yay!
thanks ,people who visits my blog!
but i'll appreciate if you leave a tagg to let me know you've came
=]
and some people were disappointed in my blog!
because i didn't blog about the incident of Uhma(faci).
actually its just a mis understanding.
its either we all heard wrongly ,
or she said it unclear.
you know la,
she speaks like :"mumbai ah deh! India!!!"
i heard that she said some thing about "ZERO".
i thought we were getting "ZERO" just because no class participation.
thats what made me so worked up.
but its not the case.
she actually meant "we were giving ZERO class participation".
thats all.
conflict resolved!
=]

today ,
i was in team 3,
which made up of only THREE people due to absence of team mates.
and some more!
we went the THIRD for presentation!!
oh oh!
and its WEDNESDAY!
THIRD day of the schooling week!
its the number 3 day!
LOL

yesterday there is SCIENCE UT.
OMG!
for people who know me well,
you'll know i gave up science since sec 3.
i even slept through science paper in 'O' lvls,
...
i think there is a possibility to get a big fat ZERO for this SCIENCE UT!
i'm SO dead!
don't fly
someone might shoot you down.
if you wana fly?
fly higher...
so nobody will be able to shoot you down.
-lsjp

okey.
so long for number 3 day =]
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aftermath
Tuesday, May 13, 2008

i thought i would fell tension throughout the class
but i was wrong...

being in the middle of a battle field sounds scary,
but i can't believe i just walked through the battle field ,
UNHURT!
no one opened fire.
does this mean peace?
or just another cold war?...

during presentation,
around 3+pm,
my phone rang!
and on top of that,
it was just nice at that time when i was the one presenting!!!
WTH!
i was kinda shouting to the class,
:"WHO DID THAT!!!".
i don't have caller ID,
so ....
seriously, who did that?

to this incident,
it reminds me of Faisal.
yes , that Faisal.
remember the times where he useed to call my HP during lesson time,
then the teacher standing in front will stare at me like i just ate her dog.
-_
and when i look back at Faisal,
he will act like "wth have i done!!!"
how irritating.
and i saw him in RP a few days ago!
WTF! how did he manage to end up here!!!
suai sia...
"the ending of something always follows up with the beginning of something else."
-lsjp

DOTA TIME!
=]
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