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Narnia?GARNIA!!!!
Monday, June 30, 2008

NARNIA!
GARNIA?
yupp...
recently just watch Narnia ...
Prince Caspian.
yesterday, channel 5 showed the "old one",
the lion,the witch, and the wardrobe.
i remember the time ..
(long long ago)
after watching Narnia(part 1),
we did a silly play,
and recorded it down with a 1.3 maga pixels camera phone.
we called this movie ..." GARNIA".
we use toy soldier and soft toy as the characters,
blankets as backdrops,
and voices for sound effects .
"ROAR!!!!"
LOL.
using camera phone to make a movie?
abit difficult...
without computer effect, graphic animation ...
all we do is just pressing the "record" and "pulse" button to connect one scene to another.
and there must not be any mistake,
one thing goes wrong , we have to restart to the very beginning.
omg!
of cause ...
I'm the director for that movie called "GARNIA".
LOL
that's why its so silly...
i forgot the story line of GARNIA already ...
neither do i remember where did i keep the back up copy for the video clip.
kele still has it?
anyway.
Narnia is one of my favorite movie.
the fantasy world is really damn cool.
they could live for many years in Narnia,
and after they come back to the real world,
they will still be kids,
with a 40+ year old brain.
i wana live for ever,
as a kid...
-lsjp
Narnia rocks!
so does GARNIA!
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Thursday, June 26, 2008




1 more hour and i'm too late for this ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESLIN!!!



once again,goodbye ... chemistry..
Tuesday, June 24, 2008



i just wana say ...
i'm sorry...
"it is not that i don't like you,
just that...
i can't make myself to accept you.
you are really too complicated for me.
i want a "SIMPLICATED LIFE"
you walked in and out my life,
messing it all over again.
i really don't understand you.
don't say i didn't even give chance hoh.
i went all the way to the library just to get it right.
but failed.
waste my time,
waste my effort.
there is nothing else i can do anymore.
did you know i gave up lots of things for you?
my time ,
my money,
i hope...
i even risk 'O' lvl because of you!
i just wana say ...
we were never ment to be together..
i have the courage to give up once,
i can give up once again."
to chemistry.
love lsjp-
goodbye
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Sunday, June 22, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWIN!



East coast park
Saturday, June 21, 2008

this isn't me ...
swimming in garbage,with garbage!

short cut up? or is that the "long cut"?

kele:"I'm taller!!!"

It has been a long since my last post,
it has been a long since my last sweat out.
went to EAST COAST PARK yesterday.
really sweat out .
we rented some wheels earlier,
$10 per hour for a pair of roller skate?!?!
that's expensive ...
fell and got up, got up and fell again,
wooh!
i just love falling!
we went to the "car boot sales" around the Conner before dinner,
and we saw many many 2nd hand roller skates displayed on the floor.
the rental store are getting rid of their old skates that they used to rent out.
when i say old skates,
i meant REALLY OLD skates...
and WE BOUGHT 4 pairs for s$20!!!
what you expect from $5 a pair?!
these were really rusty and smelly and ... just junk.
but think of it, we rented 1 pair for $10 per hour ,
and now, we own a pair for $5!
wahahaha....
these are already not 2nd hand any more..
they are 10001th hand !!!
REALLY OLD!
hahas.
bought the skates, we also need the protection gears right?
THE GEARS COST MORE THEN THE SKATES!!!
like 4-5 times the price of the skates!
WTH!
form the pictures above,
yupp,
we went swimming ... in garbage.
swimming in singapore's sea is totally horiffying!
plastic bags, bottles, plastic wrappers... GARBAGE!
yucks.
why our neighbouring countries get nice and relaxing beach while Singapore gets POOPs?
like Malaysia-tioman,
Indonesia-bintan...
their sea are like"crystal clear azure waters and vibrant coral reefs!",
while Singapore?
oil, plastic bags, poop , pees and everything disgusting ...
so unfair!!!
STOP pooping and polluting MY countries sea!
-lsjp

blog again sometime..
with MORE pictures! =]
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SEX SELLS!
Saturday, June 14, 2008


I've just watched "don't mess with the zohan"....
last week ...
and what does the ZOHAN got to do with "sex sells"?
everything!
this show "don't mess with the zohan",
is about this guy,
zohan,
who works in the army of Iraq.
Zohan got burned-out from all the meaningless violence and war of his country,
and decided to have a new life in somewhere else.
his dream was to become a hairstylist.
So he fakes his own death,
moves to Manhattan,
changes his name,(scrappy coco)
and tries to get a job at a major salon. (big)
however,
with no experience nor qualification for hairstyling,
The only place that take him in was a small salon by the corner
which business is barely surviving.
and because of the ZOHAN,
the shop not only have been saved by him,
and also became famous and popular!
how he did it?!
this is where the "SEX SELLS" came to place.
the ZOHAN/scrappy coco,
not only washes their hair and styling hair,
he also gives "EXTRA SERVICE" !!!
overnight,
the business changed.
long queue of old aunties waiting for the ZOHAN to "cut their hair"!
LOL!
THIS, "SEX SELLS".
i once read this blogpost on "sex sells" at jenny's blog .
and in it,
she shows a table of -

"terms people used to find your blog".
and here are some terms...
-free sex call(hit 14)
-free chick talk in singapore sex(hit 19)
-free sex now what number do i call(hit 21)
-free sexs(hit 18)

wow wow wow ...
sex really sells isn't it?
i should try it sometime too ...
SELL my blog with SEX!?!?
hahas ...

"I've got a SEXY blog!"
-lsjp
end of "sex talk".
see ya =]
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6 star hotel makes a difference.
Friday, June 13, 2008

its FRIDAY!
YAY.

it means that after the week end,
its SCHOOL again!
yay.

yupp.
you guys have noticed,
my "holiday" is damn boring.
-eat
-sleep
-dota
and that makes a cycle.

daddy's birthday yesterday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(belated)

didn't get him any present .
feel so guilty.
you know ...
getting mums present are easy,
buying for dad?
i cracked my brains yet nothing comes out.
well...
I'll get him something soon when i see something nice.

we went to some 6 star hotel for dinner to celebrate his birthday.
if I'm not wrong,
its millennium hotel.

buffet-
per person was $68++ (adult)
and $34++ for child.
OMG!
that cost a BOMB!
i could buy another PSP form that dinner!
anyway,
i don't like the food there...
except the icecream, chocolate and cakes!!!
hahas ..
their main couse sux...

as the bills are "abit" different from other places,
people there were different too.
many pretty people ^^
even the waitress were good looking .
although one of em looks like ugly Betty,
STILL ... pretty=]

we noticed many young girls holding albums and posters...
like some kind of crazy fans.
later ,
we found out that it was the-
{The Lollipop Boys}(棒棒堂)
from taiwan arriving to Singapore
LOL!
i see not only girls screaming like mad,
there are even guys in the group !
-__
"people from different class,
looks are different too."
-lsjp

have you enjoyed your "holiday"?
i have not.
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happy holiday! ... happy?
Monday, June 9, 2008


here you go ...
a picture of NOTHING!.

i think I've got nothing to blog since its holiday,
holiday means dota all day ...
bare with me .
I'll blog more after school REopen .

my new MP3 such a pain in my ass.
to transfer song to my mp3,
i need a software called -sonic stage CP.
and to put song into the library,
-my title has to beEnglish(title can't be in chinese)
-album and artist have to be well set in properties.
I've got 300+ songs!
you expect me to change the properties of 300+songs?!?!
and most of my songs are Chinese songs.
i have to change the title from Chinese to "han yu ping ying"!!!!

phew.
i struggle one day and one night.
changed the properties and titles ...
only 1/5 of my total songs in my computer hard disk.
well...
at least its now organised....and clean.
=]

ah..
now Kele and family must have be enjoying the weather in Australia.
while I,
sweating away in my bedroom.
lucky Kele may get to see snow when they reached the blue mountain.
ahhh ...
so jealous!

Ivan and family came back from tioman already?
i should have went with them with tioman ...
aiya.

yinghui and family still in Malaysia?
xuenlin still playing "club penguin" with hongxiang?
wahaha...

i wonder hows my ex and ex ex-class mates doing ...
i'm bored .
=p

i actually wanted to post a post on "my toilet"
LOL.
maybe next time ...(if there is demand)
' need colours to my "picture of NOTHING".'
-lsjp

till next time!
see ya.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008

blogging seems meaningless to me now.
so sad.

i wonder how were the days before,
when i blog EVERYDAY,(update)
even TWO times A DAY.
how did i got so much to blog about?
or isit my life has fallen to a low tide?

life has been bored lately huh?
yeah,
its vacation season again.
different from secondary school,
RP has only 2 weeks of holiday while secondary has a month!!!
awwwwwww

poof!
1 week has passed,
and 1 more week to go!
is that "YAY!" , or isit "awww..." ?
should i be happy ?
or should i be sad?

in this June holiday,
grand ma is going hongkong...(i think)
Kele and family going Australia(me want too!!!)
Ivan went tioman island (still there currently)
my family?
nah ...
my sis having PSLE this year.
:( so sad.

seriously .
i don't wanna stay at home.
bring be out of hell!!!!
call me.

bought a MP4 for a super good price from courts just now.
actual prise : 2G - 199.
but because of the "lao da"
we get :4G - 129!!!
hahas...
cheap right?
its a Sony Walkman MP4(NM-A806).
"they call it the digital media player"
on top of that,
inside has a really cool earpiece.
i've never seen it before.
hahas ...yay~~~
"blogging is meaningless without demand"
-lsjp

thanks for the demand for me to update,
or else i'll still be DOTAing now =p
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class chalet!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008

chalet @ costa sand pasir ris!
yay!

reached there yesterday afternoon.
started to prepare for the BBQ.
we put 2 wooden bench below the aluminium tray,
and start a fire on the aluminium tray.
(of cause with charcoals)
and that's our BBQ pit.
OMG!
the tray got burned,
the chair, really 'chao tah' !!!
no choice , have to rent BBQ pit.

thanks to the people who bought, prepared , and cooked the food!
=]

husaini cooked most of the chicken wings.
thumbs up!
really really good.
even without butter ,
he did a great job.
claphands!!!*

the chalet's floor was damn dirty,
if i were to lift up my feet,
it must be black.
filthy black!
and some more,
we play ,
eat ,
sleep,
ON THE FLOOR!!!
Eeeeeeee.

Ian made me some ...red bull-vodka?
(alcohol)
i drank half a cup.
already i got abit tipsy =p
Ian's FAULT!
-___
my whole face was red like a baboon back side!
i can hear my heart beat in my head.
getting faster and faster.
oouh...
remember the first time i drank,
at Malaysia.
fun =]
but not nice =(

we talk and chat till...
3-5am?
and by 6am,
everyone was like lying dead.
EVERYWHERE!
some on the bed,
some on the floor(filthy black)
some on the stairs ...
LOLS.

they BBQ again this morning,
just to finish up the leftovers from yesterday night.
TWENTY chicken wings leh!
blogging is to share what I've experienced,
what I've learned....
its my life.
-lsjp
okey las...
i also very tired already.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELE!
(belated =p)



ANNIE ONE wants some jokes?
Monday, June 2, 2008

hah!
would just like to share some jokes with you guys...

[ Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wa
n! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! Butwhat's this
urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wanwas involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to thehospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to thehospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find thishilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!]

its in my E-mail... rotting.
forward by fiona.
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shu hui . jiejie?

aww ...
the ONGs are going back ...


they are going back to Malaysia today ,

in the morning!
not visiting uncle Patrick and family before going back?
aww...
i'm unable to see "shuhui jie jie"
-__-

you see..
i had this uncle who stays in Malaysia.
the family of 4 (+1, the maid) came to Singapore around ...
6 times a year? or more?
and every time they came,
the would stay in my grand ma house.

my uncle has a close friend in Singapore.(uncle Patrick)
when ever my uncle comes to Singapore,
either he will visit the friend(and family),
or the friend(and family) will visit him.
when my uncle comes to Singapore,
most of the time we will be with him.
so when my uncle visits his friend,
we will be there too.(sometimes)
mostly on CNY
get it ? get it?
lols...

so ...
there is this girl ,
which is the daughter of my uncle's friend.(uncle Patrick)
my cousin (ah-li) from Malaysia would kind of "match make" .
o.0
and now they are going back to Malaysia without visiting ?
i don't have a chance to see "shu hui jeijei" ???
aww...

LOLS
just kidding ...

i did talk about the on may 29 right?
~
reference~
last night ,
we took in another 2 from the highest mountain of Singapore.
(bukit timah hill)
as i said.
KIDs are noisy ..
especially LEONARD lee!

Leonard lee.
-age 7? or 8? maybe 9...
-super irritating when he begged to "touch" my PSP.
and normally I'll tell him " no battery already!"

i was poked till awakening.
"wake up wake up".
Leonard shouted while i was still in my sweet dreams.
"lend me your PSP okey?"
WHAT! i woke up immediately.
NO WAY!

somehow...
i was hypnotise to sleep again.
and when i woke up,
WTH!
my PSP battery totally FLAT!


'if you think law is perfect,
another flaw is found'
-cheekiat

alright.
no more PSP for leonard!
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